iDELTA8 Premium Black Hole Delta 8 THC Gummies

We were passing by a black hole one fine diurnal period and pondered, “If there’s something so dense and massive that it distorts space-time and allows nothing to escape its event horizon…how do we turn it into a mind-altering substance?” And thus began our decades-long project toward extracting material from a dying star and using it as fertilizer for our cannabinoid cultivation. It was surprisingly easy once we were able to figure out unidirectional wormhole technology – you only need a tiny amount since a cubic millimeter contains the mass of a small moon. The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 8 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have.

*WARNING – DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT!