iDELTA8 Premium Black Hole Delta 9 THC Gummies

The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 9 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have.

We were passing by a black hole one fine diurnal period and pondered, “If there’s something so dense and massive that it distorts space-time and allows nothing to escape its event horizon…how do we turn it into a mind-altering substance?” And thus began our decades-long project toward extracting material from a dying star and using it as fertilizer for our cannabinoid cultivation. It was surprisingly easy once we were able to figure out unidirectional wormhole technology – you only need a tiny amount since a cubic millimeter contains the mass of a small moon. The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 9 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have.

*WARNING – DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT!